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'Miró, Miró, on the wall . . .'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Zeus's Caddy

"I'm having my entrails read."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

At the end of the rainbow

Pizza at the Round Table

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Rusalka

Titlepage Design for Savoy (No. 3)

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Phoenix

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."