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'Miró, Miró, on the wall . . .'

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Zeus's Caddy

"I'm having my entrails read."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Did You say 'ark' or 'ork'?'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

At the end of the rainbow

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Pizza at the Round Table

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

'Throw them out of the Garden of Eden - THAT'LL provide the proper economic incentives!:

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance,'

Rusalka

Titlepage Design for Savoy (No. 3)

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

Phoenix