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"This cannoli is to die for."

King Solomon

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Zeus's Caddy

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"I'm having my entrails read."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Mermaid Art

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Meowlzebub

Mermaids in love

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Fairy tale

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"