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Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Balloon Kids

Neptune

Fist Bumper Cars

Stephen Spender.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Snow Bridge.

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Nikolay Rerih

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

'I see people laughing at you.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Muhammad Dali...

The Thinker

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."