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'Maybe I am jinxed -- did anybody else ever get hit by a meteor while standing in line at the unemployment office?'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Your future looks charming.'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

The Best Laid Plans

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

Jesus the comedian.

'We're fresh out of miracles. Want to see a card trick?'

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

"What luck!"

Stationary mountain bike.

Sign - Hoddle I'l keep saints up. "So he works miracles too then."

Balloons

'Capricorns have all the luck.'

Good Luck

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

'I wish I had my money back...'