Bad Luck Believer T-Shirts

The Best Laid Plans

Annual 10k run of bad luck.

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Fairy Vet

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

The Fountain of Youth.