Bad Luck Believer Pillows

The Best Laid Plans

Annual 10k run of bad luck.

For cryin' out loud What are the chances that all six tires blow at once,

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

Fairy Vet

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'