Bad Luck Sympathizer Pillows

Not your day.

Laurel, it's Rudy. Are you busy? It's noon. I'm at work -- teaching. Of course. I'm sorry to bother you. By the way, Armstrong cut back my hours, Computer Villa has banished me, I'm bored and broke and I'm a loser. Talk to you later. Oh give me a break.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Overjumpers

'And right here they merged...'

The Best Laid Plans

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Tombola Winner

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

Good Luck

Freak Accident Specialist

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

'Checkmate!'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

"What makes him a wine snob? He's been talking about the cork for 45 minutes and he thinks we're still listening."

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

Leprechaun finds 'sold' sign in pot of gold.

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Raining Horseshoes