Bad Luck Believers Pillows

'Maybe I am jinxed -- did anybody else ever get hit by a meteor while standing in line at the unemployment office?'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Your future looks charming.'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

The Best Laid Plans

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

'We're fresh out of miracles. Want to see a card trick?'

'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

Jesus the comedian.

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

Stationary mountain bike.

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Balloons

"What luck!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day!'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman....

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

Sign - Hoddle I'l keep saints up. "So he works miracles too then."

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

'Capricorns have all the luck.'

Good Luck

'A person has just so much luck, Edwards, and we feel we've used up all of yours.'