Believers In Luck Pillows

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'And right here they merged...'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Your future looks charming.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

The Best Laid Plans

"Holy water, holy water...."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Tombola Winner

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."