Believers In Fate Pillows

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"You wanna put that back?"

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

'What a twist of fate!'

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"How dare you!"

"What luck!"

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

Wife: 'It's for you, honey - the Reincarnation Society.'

You can't go back.

Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...

'Capricorns have all the luck.'

Good Luck

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

'A person has just so much luck, Edwards, and we feel we've used up all of yours.'

"In this business it helps to have a bit of luck, you know, say 2 million dollars."

'Snake eyes or no snake eyes, the tall, skinny guy at the end of the table wins again.'

'You'll do a lot of fishing but won't catch anything.'

"Actually Bob was going to quit his apartment above the trampolinists' training room, but then he met Wilma..."

"Do you believe in predestination?"

"...and did you hear that bit about me always landing on my feet?"