Believer In Luck Pillows

'Do you believe in luck?' 'No.' 'Of course you do! Otherwise how would you explain the success of those people you dislike?'

"My lucky stone! I left it on the porch to protect us from intruders!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'And right here they merged...'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'I say we try it.'

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

The Best Laid Plans

Some day my Prince will come...

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

"You mean you blame your failure in life on not having won the Irish Sweepstakes in 1970?"

Tombola Winner

'Church of the Divine Healing with an Emergency Room.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

How to believe in yourself.

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.