Bad Luck Sympathizer Prints

Not your day.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Overjumpers

'And right here they merged...'

The Best Laid Plans

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Tombola Winner

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

Good Luck

Bob Smith: Asking For It

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'Checkmate!'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'By the way, that's your lottery ticket.'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

"What makes him a wine snob? He's been talking about the cork for 45 minutes and he thinks we're still listening."

Raining Horseshoes

'And then it came to me out of the blue--I could quit while I was ahead!'

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Somewhere in a clover pasture on March 17th...

Leprechaun finds 'sold' sign in pot of gold.

Economic Forecasting.

'To give employees hope and keep morale up, once a month, you get a lottery ticket!'