Bad Mood Sympathizer Prints

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"The government doesn't understand me."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'I know how you feel.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"Stop trying to change me!!"

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

'Having one of those days I see.'

"Look, honey! All your lost eye glasses have mysteriously migrated to this drawer, and now they're plotting their next escape."

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

'Spinning the web is the fun part, after that, it's just waiting and waiting for a catch...'

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

"Don't worry your daughter is fine. She's just crabby as hell, and I don't want it to spread."

"Now, here's a show we can relate to...'Dysfunctional Family Feud'."

"Can't a guy have a bad day in private!?"

They killed the monster!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'Here kitty...here kitty...'

Bug on the windshield.

A bug memorial on car grill.

Sheep counting humans to get to sleep.

"Well, they always say it's the thought that counts!"

Laurel, it's Rudy. Are you busy? It's noon. I'm at work -- teaching. Of course. I'm sorry to bother you. By the way, Armstrong cut back my hours, Computer Villa has banished me, I'm bored and broke and I'm a loser. Talk to you later. Oh give me a break.

"I can't believe I got sick on my preplanned sick day."

"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."

How's it going? - 'Rarrrrr!!!' - 'Ah... time of the mon-' - 'I'll be back with the table.' -

"I knew we were in trouble when she said 'good-morning-I-hope-you-had-a-nice-weekend-my-patience-is- wearing-thin'."

Not your day.