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THE RIGHT PLACE A THE RIGHT TIME, 'It says they're closed for inventory.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"It will be all your fault."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

Department of Pure Speculation.

"I'll be right back."

Stock Market Adventure

'What a twist of fate!'

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

The Choice of Fame and Fortune.

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

To complete your withdrawal, select denomination. $20's $10's Heads Tails

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

'So, how does my future look?'

"How's my life line doing?"

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

Zebra Crossing

"The algorithms that control your future say things are looking good. . ."

"Actually Bob was going to quit his apartment above the trampolinists' training room, but then he met Wilma..."

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

"Do you believe in predestination?"

Computer in the Stone.