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THE RIGHT PLACE A THE RIGHT TIME, 'It says they're closed for inventory.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"It will be all your fault."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

'The market dropped sharply on the rumor that new sell off rumors in the financial sector will lead to more widespread rumors...'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Department of Pure Speculation.

"I'll be right back."

Stock Market Adventure

'What a twist of fate!'

"...And that's the studio where we filmed the Moon Landing..."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"A stranger is about to come into your life!"

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

The Choice of Fame and Fortune.

"How's my life line doing?"

'So, how does my future look?'

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

Zebra Crossing

"The algorithms that control your future say things are looking good. . ."

"Actually Bob was going to quit his apartment above the trampolinists' training room, but then he met Wilma..."

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

"Do you believe in predestination?"

'...and you cannot change a thing, as you are completely controlled by your genes.'