Divine Believer T-Shirts

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

"It just so happens, we're in need of a Miracle Worker."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

"I believe in you!"

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

"There's no such thing as your father."

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

Designated smoking area of the gods

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Five year time...

The day the shark stopped believing in The Tooth Fairy.

New Pope.

'Are you God?'

"Actually Bob was going to quit his apartment above the trampolinists' training room, but then he met Wilma..."

'Archbishop Thomas Flynn, one of Gods little helpers'