Heavenly Believer T-Shirts

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Holy water, holy water...."

Cherub on a cloud

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Your angel is always with you

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

Give Thanks.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Guardian Angels and Operations

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

Jesus Fish

"Times like these bring out the best in us."