Heavenly Believer Pillows

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Cherub on a cloud

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

Your angel is always with you

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

Give Thanks.

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Guardian Angels and Operations

After healing the cripple, Jesus walks on the "walker"...

Canadian Jesus

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

Jesus Fish