Angel Believer T-Shirts

'No kidding? You're really St. Paul? -- I'm from St. Paul!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Dustbin monster.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

The Reason for Storms

"Bip."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Mexican angels.

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Next World Tours

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"