Guardian Angel Believer T-Shirts

'No, I'm not an angel of mercy. I'm your guardian angel. And apparently not a very good one.'

'Keep up the good work!'

'I'm your guardian angel, and I think it's time you knew that for the past 37 years you've been barking up the wrong tree.'

It's good to know your guardian angel is always there to look out for you and can't be charged as an accomplice.

"I want a word with my Guardian Angel - I'm only sixty-four!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Policeman talking to lost child

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"I've been recalled, the defibrillator just kicked in."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Your angel is always with you

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

"It's okay, you can go home. You know, this guys is a CEO."

Guardian Angels and Operations

Heaven terms and conditions.

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"Do you have other references? We feel your guardian angel would be biased in your favor."

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

don't look but there goes Marie-Antoinette

Always look for your angel.

"Try twenty-three left."

"I don't know about this freelancing. I'd like someone to guard."

"I'm your guardian angel, I can't mind my own business."

"Who are you going to listen to? Me, or the boss from hell?"

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

Angel

'Can I be someone else's Guardian Angel? The guy's a bleeder.'

"The halo and wings I understand. The Bullet proof jacket I don't."