Angel Believer Gifts

'No kidding? You're really St. Paul? -- I'm from St. Paul!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Dustbin monster.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

Mexican angels.

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Bip."

The Reason for Storms

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Next World Tours

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."