Heaven Believer Gifts

'NOW surely they gotta believe I wuz innocent?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

Your angel is always with you

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

Heaven Has VIP

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

God's Miracles.

Jesus Fish

'Do you have a spot close to Bob Hope?'

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

Canadian Jesus

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'