Heaven Believer Prints

'NOW surely they gotta believe I wuz innocent?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Your angel is always with you

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

Heaven Has VIP

God's Miracles.

Canadian Jesus

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

Jesus Fish

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'I might also mention, that hiring me would be a fulfillment of prophecy.'

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

'Do you have a spot close to Bob Hope?'

After healing the cripple, Jesus walks on the "walker"...

Merged Afterlives

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'