Love Believer Gifts

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

You're the olive in my martini

Phoenix

true love.

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

"I believe in you!"

Chaining the Dove of Peace

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"Keep your chin up."

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

Five year time...

"If I ever use the term 'bromance' to describe our friendship, you have permission to punch me."

Gay marriage

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'