Believer In Love Gifts

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Courage. Love.

You're the olive in my martini

true love.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"Holy water, holy water...."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'The coalition of the willing.'

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

' And after getting an excellent divorce settlement, Cinderella married an even more charming prince, and lived happily ever after.'

Guardian Angels and Operations