Believer In Love Gifts

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Courage. Love.

You're the olive in my martini

true love.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Holy water, holy water...."

'The coalition of the willing.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

Ray Charles

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."