Relationship Believer Gifts

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Urns in love

true love.

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Growing Love

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

"Too desperate?"

"Take. Your. Time!"

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."

Love

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.