Relationship Believer Gifts

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Urns in love

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

true love.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Growing Love

Hold on

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Take. Your. Time!"

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

"My wife - is she still staring at me?"

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

"Too desperate?"

"Wellness clinics, stress-management checkups, hypertension screenings, lab tests, crisis after crisis. Fibre foods, fish-oil capsules, unsaturated spreads, plaque. Say what they may, McCormack, we did it our way."