Love Is Love Believer Gifts

Gay marriage

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

true love.

Phoenix

You're the olive in my martini

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Give Thanks.

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

' And after getting an excellent divorce settlement, Cinderella married an even more charming prince, and lived happily ever after.'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Guardian Angels and Operations

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

Chaining the Dove of Peace

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

"This is the book of the millennium club - Bible study."

Clancy: Exception to the rule

Jesus Falls Under the Cross (The Holy Bible).

"Don't worry! Remember that God never gives you more than you can handle."

"It's possible I suppose, but not before the strong have stripped it of everything worth having of course!"