True Love Believer Gifts

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

true love.

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

Ray Charles

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'You never kiss me like that.'

Guardian Angels and Operations

Man turns into an angel.

Men swimming upstream like salmon to spawn.

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

Sock monkey holding onto sock

'I just couldn't bear to be without Floyd. So I had him stuffed!'

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

Clancy: Exception to the rule

Jesus Falls Under the Cross (The Holy Bible).

Love may be blind, but her kid brother isn't.

On the tenth day of Christmas...

Gay marriage