True Love Enthusiasts Gifts

Love may be blind, but her kid brother isn't.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Dialogue

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Boy on father's knee

Waterfall of Disappointment

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

You make me want to be a better bum.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Whale Romance

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Heart is sewn back together.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Cupid

"You complete me, Barbara."

Dreaming of Love

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"I'm not going to lie. This looks pretty serious."