True Love Enthusiasts Mugs

Love may be blind, but her kid brother isn't.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Romeo and Julietta'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Dialogue

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Love Birds love just being together

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Valentines Balloons

Boy on father's knee

Waterfall of Disappointment

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Whale Romance

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Dreaming of Love

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Heart is sewn back together.

"You complete me, Barbara."

Cupid

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Woman with blouse zipped up to varying degrees. Arrows read, 'single,' 'married, 'happily married.'