True Love Believer Pillows

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

true love.

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Guardian Angels and Operations

'You never kiss me like that.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

Men swimming upstream like salmon to spawn.

"I just wish it wasn't so hard to meet a nice guy with a good sense of humour who believes in all the same conspiracies that I do."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

Jesus Falls Under the Cross (The Holy Bible).

Clancy: Exception to the rule

On the tenth day of Christmas...

Love may be blind, but her kid brother isn't.

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

'I just couldn't bear to be without Floyd. So I had him stuffed!'

Gay marriage

"It's possible I suppose, but not before the strong have stripped it of everything worth having of course!"

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

Aliens - they're all the same.