Young Love Believer Pillows

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

true love.

Playground reputation.

First love.

Boy on father's knee

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

Apple Kiss

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

Scooter Romance

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"

Propriety

'Translated, his 'I'll love you forever and always', meant, 'Until next Saturday'.'