Young Love Believer Pillows

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

true love.

Playground reputation.

First love.

Boy on father's knee

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

Apple Kiss

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

Scooter Romance

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

Propriety

'Translated, his 'I'll love you forever and always', meant, 'Until next Saturday'.'

"Okay, but just a quick kiss, Joey... You did see my father's gun collection, right?"