Young Believer Pillows

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Christian and Born again Christian...

The ten ammendments

"I have an app for that."

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"Whew! I was afraid the Bible would be full of math since God told us to go forth and multiply."

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

Reference and Economic Reference.

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

"Keep your chin up."

? ? Please help fund my boy band.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I'm here to share a brief Bible message with you about the good news of God's Kingdom."

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

"Are you saying my faith is a crutch?"

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

'I see they're still trying to clone a bull market.'

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

'Sorry, I failed sex education.'

Girl with Bible.

"Jesus, how many times have I told you that's not a toy?"

A woman dances to music on the radio.