True Love Seeker Pillows

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Sauvignon Bonk

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

true love.

Speed Dating.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

The Wishing Well

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Tango

"Try a danged head shot!"

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Me when by BDD shows up

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"You had me at hell."

The men of your dreams

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

Jenga!!!

'Hnoey, it's ncie to hvae a rielhastiop wtih smoenoe who can atuclaly utrednsnad me.' 'I konw waht you maen.'