True Love Seeker Pillows

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Sauvignon Bonk

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Speed Dating.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

true love.

The Wishing Well

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Tango

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Me when by BDD shows up

"You had me at hell."

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

The men of your dreams

Jenga!!!

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'