Relationship Supporter Gifts

"I DO like you. YOU don't like you."

'And don't let the boss intimidate you today, honey. Remember, he puts his pants on six legs at a time, the same as you!'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Layer cake

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

Urns in love

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'Sigh. . .You work life balance includes me as well you know.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"It's not you-it's me."

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."

"Arouse Me!"