Joyful Believer Gifts

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

Give Thanks.

'You had a good idea in our staff meeting yesterday. So, the church sent someone over to witness the miracle.'

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

' And after getting an excellent divorce settlement, Cinderella married an even more charming prince, and lived happily ever after.'

Guardian Angels and Operations

Jesus the comedian.

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

After healing the cripple, Jesus walks on the "walker"...

Canadian Jesus

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"He tested positive to Lourdes water!"

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

Jesus Fish

God's Miracles.