Angel Devotee Gifts

don't look but there goes Marie-Antoinette

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Angel

"How can you be out of wings?"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Snow Devil

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Angel Music

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'