Dream Believer Prints

Five year time...

"You're shocked? Heck I thought I was dreaming"

"Now, I know you'd like us to go away and let you get on with your dream, but, given the cutbacks in federal funding, without your pledge there may not be any more dreams!"

"I believe in you!"

Post Holiday Syndrome for the Unemployed.

"I'm chasing success the old fashioned way. By hoping for a miracle."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Fishing for Birds

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

Pull and all nighter...

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Thought Cloud

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'