Team Spirit Lifter Gifts

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Go team!

Support Group for a Good Problem

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Belief and Trust.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Jumping cheerleaders

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.