Team Spirit Champion Gifts

Belief and Trust.

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

"You know, if it wasn't for the players, we'd have a good team."

2005 Australian Ashes Cricket Team

Fun with Ned-Ball.

:It took five years and $100,000 to prove, but you were right. There is no 'I' in team.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Football Stadium

Football fan buries television.

"You don't have coffee breath. And you call yourself a team player!"

Your appreciation of the Dutch National Soccer Team is interfering with your duties as an escrow officer.

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

Headball!

'This team has a lot of bounce.'

'You've got a bad attitude, Doug. You need to be quarantined before it spreads and we're forced to destroy the entire team!'

"It's football, dear. Say's it's still coming home but might be a bit late."

"You idiots … we lost!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

Go team!

The trauma of losing.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."