Heavens High-flyers Gifts

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Pilot with champagne.

Private Jet

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Missing you.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'Come on! You only live once!'

A leap of faith.

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Skydive

Flying carpets.

'Hi, I'm a sky marshall, you?'

Trapeze artists.

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

Man flying above the clouds

"Not the God I expected."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.