Heavens High-flyers Gifts

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Pilot with champagne.

Private Jet

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Missing you.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'Come on! You only live once!'

'Shall I box up the shoes, or does your son want to fly them home?'

'The stock market closed early today due to an outbreak of 'altitude sickness'.'

A leap of faith.

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Skydive

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

Man flying above the clouds

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."

'Hi, I'm a sky marshall, you?'

Flying carpets.

Trapeze artists.

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"Not the God I expected."

Angel

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

Extreme Skydiving