Heavenly Players Gifts

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

We never fly anywhere anymore.

Heaven

Jenga!!!

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

Football Angel

Gods has caged angel as pet.

Supply was out of harps.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

A stranger in paradise.

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"Wow, I wish I'd thought of that! My last words were pretty naf."

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'

God has an attack of vertigo

"So you can take it with you!"

Heavenly Security.