Heavenly Athletes Gifts

Heavenly Tennis.

Angel doing the hula hoop.

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

And on the Seventh Day...

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

Basketball Halo

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Rugby heaven

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

"Athletic scholarship."

"First one to eleven."

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

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'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'Heulluva Mark.'

'Another hole-in-one. I guess that was predictable.'

Golfing Gods.

"The reward is Heaven and a set of well-toned glutes."

Angel Delight

Tennis Payer - Heaven and Hell/Rough or Smooth

Heavenly basketball player

Badminton/Goodminton

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'Yo! A little help?'

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

"This life of mine - can I resit?"