Heavenly Hoopsters Gifts

"First one to eleven."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

Basketball Halo

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

"Ultimate frisbee champ."

'Yeah, I tried that once.'

Rugby heaven

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

I don

"Athletic scholarship."

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Heavenly Tennis.

'Heulluva Mark.'

Tennis Payer - Heaven and Hell/Rough or Smooth

Heavenly basketball player

'Yo! A little help?'

"This life of mine - can I resit?"

No caption. (Two angels play basketball in heaven. Halo of one forms rim of basketball hoop.)

Angel Golf.

Angel skiing down a cloud slope.

Angel putting into his halo.

'Twickenham this weekend?'

'Great, just great! Now they have God on their side.'

'...You threw the wild pass out of bounds, so you should go to Hell and get it back.'