Heavenly Hopefuls Gifts

"This life of mine - can I resit?"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Football Angel

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Not the God I expected."

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'I've been tagged for study of my migratory habits.'

"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

Heavenly Tennis.

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

"I wasn't expecting the clouds to be so sticky."

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

"First one to eleven."

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

"Athletic scholarship."

I know, I was expecting something different too...

I don

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

Russell Crowe

'I want a sky box.'

'Heulluva Mark.'

"Well when you consider the end result, if I had it to do ll over again, I might just be a real bastard."

'Computer error! What do you mean computer error?'

Tennis Payer - Heaven and Hell/Rough or Smooth

'Is it just me or do birthdays seem to come round much quicker now?'

"Location. Location. Location."

'Yo! A little help?'