Heavenly Hopefuls Gifts

"This life of mine - can I resit?"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Football Angel

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Not the God I expected."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

Heavenly Tennis.

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

"I wasn't expecting the clouds to be so sticky."

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"First one to eleven."

"Athletic scholarship."

'I want a sky box.'

'Heulluva Mark.'

'Computer error! What do you mean computer error?'

"Well when you consider the end result, if I had it to do ll over again, I might just be a real bastard."

'Is it just me or do birthdays seem to come round much quicker now?'

Tennis Payer - Heaven and Hell/Rough or Smooth

"Location. Location. Location."