Heavenly Hustlers Gifts

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"To play it safe, I still take one aspirin every other day."

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

Gods has caged angel as pet.

Supply was out of harps.

'In doggy heaven, everyone is allowed on the couch.'

A stranger in paradise.

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

God has an attack of vertigo

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'