Heavenly Travelers Gifts

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

"Good game."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

Monk on the beach

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Airports.

Cherub on a cloud

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'Recalculating!'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

Heavenly Desert Islands.

The suite hereafter.

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

'Damned tourists.'

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"So you want to see the hot spots, huh?"

'You are here.'

"Not the God I expected."

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."