Heavenly Travelers Gifts

'Unless you're going to pass, get the hell out of the left lane!'

"Good game."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

Monk on the beach

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Airports.

Cherub on a cloud

'Recalculating!'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"We're looking for water aren't we?"

The suite hereafter.

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

'Damned tourists.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'Well, I suppose it's all right. As long as it's a hybrid.'

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"So you want to see the hot spots, huh?"

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

"Not the God I expected."

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

'You are here.'

'Are you here for the zipline experience?'