Heavenly Travels Gifts

Airports.

"Good game."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

Ok, ok, last page.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Monk on the beach

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"I opted for the upgrades."

Cherub on a cloud

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Cherub string quartets

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'He seems nice.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

Sign on the Pearly Gates: Now Hiring.

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."