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Airports.

"Good game."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Monk on the beach

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

Cherub on a cloud

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Cherub string quartets

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'He seems nice.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'