Heavenly Narrative Journey T-Shirts

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Steve found himself on his travels.

Airports.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

Cherub on a cloud

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Not only do I not know the meaning of life, I also forgot why I came up here."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Cherub string quartets

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Yahweh/Your Way

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'He seems nice.'

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

The Desk Bins of Life: Birth, Whoosh! and Death.