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'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Halo Frisbee.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Ok, ok, last page.

Angel playing music

Airports.

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

Cherub string quartets

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Your angel is always with you

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

'Just a one-hour pass. I'm a process server.'

'He seems nice.'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

'The Christ Child'

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'But how did you lose your harp?'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Sign on the Pearly Gates: Now Hiring.